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Allison Robicelli of The Takeout , doing the the investigative reporting that no one else will, has brought to light a new medical scourge. That’s right, the epidemic of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
Yes, it’s a thing.
This is the reporting we need. Thank you Kinja. While the world is obsessed with CO VID-19, thank goodness someone is keep an eye on all the other serious health issues in this country.
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yeah, I’m sure they did it because of “hemorrhoids.”
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The radicle-system, or fascicular root, is the second figure of the book, to which our modernity pays willing allegiance. This time, the principal root has aborted, or its tip has been destroyed; an immediate, indefinite multiplicity of secondary roots grafts onto it and undergoes a flourishing
development. This time, natural reality is what aborts the principal root, but the root’s unity subsists, as past or yet to come, as possible.
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There’s not much to do in Idaho.
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Tuber? I just met her.
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That is not appeeling at all.
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Certainly not sweet
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I knew you knew about this because you hang out there too, but this one I had to bring over. And fortunately the lightbulb is a thing too.
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Such a dirty subject, it should’ve stayed buried.
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Everyone knows you cure it by sunning
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That’s what I was thinking.
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Thank you.
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One of the best lines that show ever had.
“ ...or his colon has a great idea.”
03/02/2020 at 14:05 |
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These are the same kind of ‘ journalists’, those self-righteous defenders of democracy and the American Way, who took a survey of 737 beer drinkers (from a PR firm for Anheu ser-Busch, mind you) and blew it into “Americans won’t drink Corona beer because stupid!”
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Tuber or not tuber? That is the question.
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Not if you have an HOA.
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Why do you hate the First Amendment!
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the list of “Best Lines in Scrubs ” is pretty much anything spoken by Dr. Cox.
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But if you don’t bring it to the light of day, it just sprouts and grows.
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Dr. Cox was a masterpiece on that show. As was the Janitor, or as I prefer to call him:
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I loved that show partly because of how literally every single character was crazy in their own way. Except for maybe Carla.
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Tuber is my favorite ride sharing service.
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You don’t want to develop a rectal tuber
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I haven’t heard of that one. They must keep it on the down low.
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As bad as a fistula.
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Gotta be careful or you’re liable to get lime disease from the Corona virus.....
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Get it?!
I’ll be here all week.
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This is a shitpost of the most literal sense.
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Precisely, or as I tagged it, a shitting post.
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Idaho once, but I couldn’t afford to keep paying her.
03/02/2020 at 15:19 |
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Nah, I already got the hook up for limes...
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Carla had her moments of insanity just like everyone.
Janitor is my favorite character for sure though. Just messed with JD indefinitely. Loved it.
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Sweet potatoes fit better and the beta carotene gives you a healthy orange glow!
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Haha! Are you saying our illustrious president has started a new health fashion trend?
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This is funniest thing I've read today. Thanks.
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Spreading humor and a dose of practical hygienic advice , one tuber at a time.
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Did you hear about the prostitute who didn’t know the difference between vaseline and window putty?
Her windows fell out.
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Oh y eah, she tried making time for her customers, but she just couldn’t fit them in.
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This is a rare situation that is more likely to have eyes on it if you ignore it.
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That idea sounds half-baked to me.
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Sure, critic ize me. It’s just the sort of anal retentive thing I would expect up in here. ; )
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#shitchips